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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good! Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!!!"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good! Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!!!"
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A blonde and a redhead own a ranch. They have just lost their bull and need to buy another one, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. She goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. Having only a dollar left, she is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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Wow, caster seems to have quite the childish attitude. Good luck with that in life.And don’t worry, nobody gives a crap about your opinions either
Back to good clean humor, hopefully.
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Back to good clean humor, hopefully.
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Look dude, let me make is really simple so even you can understand.
This place gets little traffic as is. You start bitching about politics you alienate half the people here and they leave. Then you come back one day to find out there are even fewer people here and nobody to answer. But I suppose you would feel like you “won”.
If you want to bash politicians, start your own thread about it or go to Reddit where you will have lots of company and can whine about politics all you want.
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This place gets little traffic as is. You start bitching about politics you alienate half the people here and they leave. Then you come back one day to find out there are even fewer people here and nobody to answer. But I suppose you would feel like you “won”.
If you want to bash politicians, start your own thread about it or go to Reddit where you will have lots of company and can whine about politics all you want.
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Mornin Chuckle:
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks PABST CEO Paul Chibe what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Chibe orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a PBR?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks PABST CEO Paul Chibe what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Chibe orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a PBR?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
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