@Birdofprey : In a lot of ways this is very funny but in reality it speaks volumes of our society now. Sad. Here in the Sacramento area we have a particular nationality of people who do their grocery shopping with long calf length coats on year round despite our 100-110 degree days of Summer. These coats contain hand made "booster bags" sewn into the interior lining of the coat. These convenient "pockets" can easily consume a 2# bag of shrimp or maybe a rack of ribs, or some chicken breasts. Many stores are unwilling to have their store security personnel engage them so they just let them walk right out the front door with hundreds of $$$ of merchandise. Outright criminal behavior!!!