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Lets git in shape folks.....

Excersize for those of us over 60..

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then
relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato bags. Then try 50-lb. potato bags
and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel
confident at that level, try putting a potato in each bag

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ha ha, that was funny
 

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A 60-year-old guy just finished having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend... She saw that he was hurting and out of breath and she goes to him: "sweetheart I took it easy on you and you still need a break"... He answered back: "I do sweetheart, I just need to recharge, can we do it again on Wednesday?"... She looked a bit confused and responded: "but today is Thursday? The 60-year-old gentleman blushed and said "exactly".. the 25-year-old was still perplexed...
 

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Do you know what they say about a guy who was blessed with big hands and big feet?



He wears big gloves and big shoes.
 

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What do you get when you mix a donkey and an onion?

A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
 

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What do you get when you mix a donkey and an onion?

A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
At my age...I don't need either one.[wave][thankyou]

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My father would tease me that I was adopted...... I screamed the same way...Too funny. I just lost my Dad to Liver cancer a few years back. He was 70. He got beat for at least 10 good years. :-(.. Thanks, I enjoyed the chuckle.
 

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